For some reason, Open Secrets reminds me of the time back a LONG time ago when Mother asked me if I thought that Liberace might be...you know. One of the gays?
Ms. Moon, My grandmother swore until her dying day that Liberace was not gay. I used to laugh at her ass. She even had a picture of him in a frame. She was "sweet" on him.
I told her, "Grandma, Lee wouldn't want to bone you. No way. You'd gross his ass out. He's obviously not into vaginas."
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For some reason, Open Secrets reminds me of the time back a LONG time ago when Mother asked me if I thought that Liberace might be...you know. One of the gays?
Mom sounds to be such a dear one.
I love this.
Ms. Moon,
My grandmother swore until her dying day that Liberace was not gay. I used to laugh at her ass. She even had a picture of him in a frame. She was "sweet" on him.
I told her, "Grandma, Lee wouldn't want to bone you. No way. You'd gross his ass out. He's obviously not into vaginas."
Andrew: she could be overjoyed!
SB: Rock Hudson was another that grammies hate to admit played for the other team.
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