many, many years ago when i was 23, i was married to a widow who was pretty as could be. this widow had a grown up daughter who had hair of red. my father fell in love with her and soon the two were wed. this made my dad my son-in-law and changed my very life. my daughter was my mother 'cause she was my father's wife. to complicate the matter even though it brought me joy, i soon became the father of a bouncing baby boy. my little baby then became a brother-in-law to dad, and so became my uncle though it made me very sad. for if he was my uncle then that also made him brother of the widow's grown up daughter who, of course, was my step-mother. i'm my own grandpa! yes i'm my own grandpa. it sounds funny i know, but it really is so. i'm my own grandpa.
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Hahahahahaha [wipes away tears]
Liked that one, eh?
Dear god...NO!
Hee hee hee
It would be my honor, if you'd be my new stepfather.
SB: I hope you're feeling better by today.
May: love that shit.
many, many years ago when i was 23, i was married to a widow who was pretty as could be. this widow had a grown up daughter who had hair of red. my father fell in love with her and soon the two were wed. this made my dad my son-in-law and changed my very life. my daughter was my mother 'cause she was my father's wife. to complicate the matter even though it brought me joy, i soon became the father of a bouncing baby boy. my little baby then became a brother-in-law to dad, and so became my uncle though it made me very sad. for if he was my uncle then that also made him brother of the widow's grown up daughter who, of course, was my step-mother. i'm my own grandpa! yes i'm my own grandpa. it sounds funny i know, but it really is so. i'm my own grandpa.
That is one of the few songs that I know the words to, but not the tune.
i gots it if you wants it on a cd one day.
Sure! Your mix cds always rock anyway.
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