You would not! You would love her and feed her and pet her and defend her to anyone who might question the sanity of having a cat like that in your house. As you do now.
May: What? It's totally sane to have a violent cat. She keeps me rat-free, and when she loves on me I feel special. SB: Thanks, I wish you could meet her. I hope you get to have your big cat someday. May and I played with a Florida panther cub once.
the panther at the jr museum always says hey to me and waylon. at least i think that he's saying hey. shayla (and everyone else) says that he is saying "please fall over that fucking fence. i'm starving and you look plump and juicy." but i still say he wants to sit in my lap and be petted. hello, fatal attractions.
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No, darlin'. You'd have to shoot her in the heart.
That would be easy, she has a big heart.
(It has to be big to hold that much hate.)
Jaysus.
You would not! You would love her and feed her and pet her and defend her to anyone who might question the sanity of having a cat like that in your house. As you do now.
My life's dream is to spend some time with a big cat like this. My fear of the situation is overcome by the desire to do it.
Have a great weekend. You know I love you. Sorry about Pearl being in bad shape. I just love her.
May: What? It's totally sane to have a violent cat. She keeps me rat-free, and when she loves on me I feel special.
SB: Thanks, I wish you could meet her. I hope you get to have your big cat someday. May and I played with a Florida panther cub once.
That would be AWESOME.
It was a full-sized-cat sized kitten.
I do not remember that at all and I am PISSED.
We were pretty young.
the panther at the jr museum always says hey to me and waylon. at least i think that he's saying hey. shayla (and everyone else) says that he is saying "please fall over that fucking fence. i'm starving and you look plump and juicy." but i still say he wants to sit in my lap and be petted. hello, fatal attractions.
Just feed him a bunch of steak and stuff first. Then he'll be full and you can cuddle him.
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