March 23, 2011

Bum Violence

When we were kids, my mom regularly threatened to shoot people's butts off; it always made us laugh.

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8 comments:

Ms. Moon said...

Only the people who hurt my children's feelings. Sons of bitches.

downtown guy said...

Yep, that was the usual reason.

May said...

I particularly remember a bully named Candace and not only did Mama threaten to shoot her butt off, but she said, "Well I'd be a bitch too if my name was Cand-ASS!" It was shocking and wonderful.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Fuck Candace.

downtown guy said...

I remember Cand-ASS! I wonder what happened to her.

May said...

She is a low paid whore with hepatitis.


(I just made that up.)

downtown guy said...

I was gonna say, is she your facebook friend?

Ms. Moon said...

Did I really say that? My goodness, I was a wonderful/terrible mother.
And May, you made me laugh so hard. A low-paid whore with hepatitis. The apple didn't fall far from the tree, did it, darling?