December 5, 2010

Fur Bed

She's so hip, she can barely see past her own pelvis! Seriously, though, I want this bed. Is that a speaker and some mirrors built into it?

Graceland

9 comments:

Ms. Moon said...

You bet! Go Granny, go Granny, go Granny, GO!

A said...

Dust mites.

Mrs. Hall said...

IT'S ELVIS PRESLEY'S BED!! One of them anyway-from Graceland!! Do I win a prize for being the first to call it!?

downtown guy said...

Mama: now I have that sing stuck in my head!
A: Ew.
Mrs. Hall: Good eye! I had no idea, having never really checked out the wonders of Graceland. I fixed the info marks slightly. Thanks! You win, uh, my thanks! And this woman's lovely scarf.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

I want the bed, too. It's kitschy. The old bitch looks like fun.

Love you TONS.

downtown guy said...

Tons back atchya!

Mrs. Hall said...

I'll say it once-and I'll say it again-I went to Graceland 4 fun, but by the end of the tour-I was moved and weepy.

May said...

I'm sorry, to me that bed looks awful. Sure, I'd like to walk on it barefooted and even roll around on it but sleep there? Do you sleep UNDER the fur? And what about bodily fluids? I mean, it is obviously a sex bed! There are mirrors! Who has to shampoo the thing? Not I. If I was having sex on that bed I would feel like I was making love to a giant Muppet, regardless of who was actually doing the business.

downtown guy said...

I'm sure Elvis had people to shampoo and comb his beds.

Also, you are a funny motherfucker.