Sherilee told me I had to lay off the pork cracklins and the beers cause my gut was getting bigger'en Buddha's. She got a picture of herself and the kids in the car in front of that damn statue and stuck in it my lunchbox. Every time I look at it I think she sure is pretty, but it aint that big.
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How about a haiku?
Rockin' cat's eye glasses
Rugrats not allowed in front
Buddha shines approval
I missed the Buddha
Listening to children cry
For a place to pee
I left the bastard
took all his money
Buddha made me do it
a'int adultery funny?
I love you guys.
I adore this photo.
It doesn't seem real.
Sherilee told me I had to lay off the pork cracklins and the beers cause my gut was getting bigger'en Buddha's. She got a picture of herself and the kids in the car in front of that damn statue and stuck in it my lunchbox. Every time I look at it I think she sure is pretty, but it aint that big.
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