If you can find the titty thermos... order me one!
Boy, that would really piss me off. Men may think that when we are thirsty we are willing to put anything in our mouths, but that is just not the case. A cock does not quench thirst nor satisfy my hunger. Sorry Mr. Mustache, your offer is unacceptable.
It's totally not gonna fit in that cup she's got, either.
haha. I really like the title of this one.
It was the only title that made sense.
I don't think he plans on putting it in her cup.
This guy goes in to work his first shift at a sex store. His boss shows him how to ring stuff up, watches him a while, and then goes to take his lunch break. First, a redheaded chick walks in. She asks where the dildos are and he shows her the shelf, right next to the register. She says, "Well, I've had a few white ones, so I'll take that black one." So he rings it up and off she goes. Next a black chick walks in, asks for the dildos. She looks at them and says, "Well, I've had a few black ones, so I'll take that white one." And off she goes. Then a blonde walks in. He shows her the dildos and she says, "Well, I've had a few white ones and I've had a few black ones, so I'll take that plaid one." The guy rings it up, and she takes off. Finally, the boss comes back. He asks, "How did you do?" The guy says, "Great! I sold a white dick, I sold a black dick, and I sold your thermos."
He will get no respect from me until he takes off those socks. And changes his damn pants!God.
You really should see her shoes.
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