September 11, 2009

Cossacks of Saporog Are Drafting a Manifesto

You Babylonian scullion, Macedonian wheelwright, brewer of Jerusalem, goat-fucker of Alexandria, swineherd of Greater and Lesser Egypt, Armenian pig, Podolian villain, catamite of Tartary, hangman of Kamyanets, and fool of all the world and underworld, an idiot before God, grandson of the Serpent, and the crick in our dick. Pig's snout, mare's arse, slaughterhouse cur, unchristened brow, screw your own mother!

Now that is a fuck you letter.

Paint on Canvas
1880-1891, artist Ilya Repin
from Wikipedia


Ms. Moon said...

You know, I think Obama may be looking for a speech writer....

Steph said...

Goat-fucker of Alexandria made me guffaw.